Are you there God? It's me Claire... you know CLAIRE!

Ok so lets get right into it. I'm having what smart people call a "crisis of faith." I don't know what "crisis" is but i guess its bad. God... are you there?? Its me claire, and I'm just wondering if you really exist. Becasue some bad things have happened and I don't really know how you could let that happen to me. God, where were you when I took home the 17 year old 'little person' who was transferring to junior college. Where were you? And where were you when that gay man used me as his beard at that party?? WHERE? God, where were you when I got so blackout that I decided that wearing a cape with crutches was a good fashion decision, GOD, I LOOKED LIKE A BAT!