Dear God/Blog/Diary,
I just received the following letter in the mail and I’m not quite sure how to react…
Dear Claire,
This is the one millionth letter we have sent you to date. Again, we at Banana Republic regret to inform you that you owe us all of your life savings plus indentured servitude for 3 years (oh yes you CAN work in retail!) in exchange for the many pretty patterned work variety dresses you have purchased from our stores. While the 8am shift employees at the 42nd street store so feel that that are rich in stories of drunken wandering, meaningless makeouts, and cheese fries, we are lacking in the legal tender department. However, it has come to our attention that another company that we are friendly with, the producers of Bud Light have been sending you similar letters for several years now. As such we will team up this one time to offer you the following: official sponsorship of your trainwreckery, Bud Light and Banana Republic- the official sponsorship. Think about it. It’s better than indentured servitude.
Love,
Banana Republic (and new partner Bud Light)
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